Searching For A Very Old Book?

I really don’t know where to begin… I read this book about 15 years ago so I guess it may have been around the year 1992 — But I know for sure that the book was written at least 30 to 40 years before that.
All I can remember about the book it is that contained [...]

Help with Beaches in Southern CA?

I need to know by my birthday and this is kinda important… Well depends on how you look at it ha ha. Anyways, do any of you know what beaches in Southern California that have maybe activity-rich get-together buildings for children, clean shorelines, and warm weather in February? Thanks! Because I love Pismo Beach but [...]

Could this joke be alright to tell to my friends from the southern part of the US?

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend, Billy-Bob, for advice.
‘It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of [...]

Is this like a Southern thing or what is its origin? ?

Okay…ever since i was little i’ve always loved peppermints and cheese…either spray cheese or reg. kraft cheese….idk why…i just started eating it b/c everyone else in the family would…so part of my family is from the south and i’m wondering if it’s a southern thing b/c i like rice with sugar and gritz with butter [...]

How can I make an alcohol look-alike?

So. I’m in a band, and I’m the only underage (and straight edge) one. I’ve got an empty bottle of Southern Comfort, and I need to fill it with something that looks somewhat realistic so I can play a little practical joke on my bandmates. Any ideas? I’m looking for something fairly easy to buy/make [...]

jokes to offend everyone #3?

1.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”
2.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
3.What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of [...]

Anyone up for some great jokes? Remember we are all the same. PLZ Enjoy, Let me know what you think. Thanks.?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

How to flirt southern-style?

yeahhh, anyway, im from the north moved down south and the southerners dont seem to understand what i mean when i joke and flirt. sarcasm is not in use. what in the world do you southern men like when it comes to flirting? and yes, i know many already dislike northern girls…
i cant help my [...]

Are you easily offended? If so then stay away from these jokes! but remember we are all the same.?

Hope you enjoy!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when [...]

A Few Jokes?

Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment [...]

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