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Are you ready for some more jokes? Please remember we are all the same! These are just jokes!?

May 29, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Something to offend everyone, Just jokes people, enjoy, we are all the same! Hope these help you smile.?

May 28, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why [...]

Anyone up for some good jokes? And please remember we are all the same. Enjoy.?

May 27, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

Let me know what you think, but remember we are all the same!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce [...]

Do you want to laugh? Read these and remember we are all the same! They are just jokes! Humor is good for ALL?

May 26, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Would this be a good joke I could tell my friends from the southern part of the US?

May 25, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, “Is it true theys suin’ them cigarette companies fer causin’ people to git cancer ?”
“Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
“And now someone is suin’ them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is [...]

Anyone ready to laugh? remember these are just jokes, We should all be able to laugh at ourselves, enjoy!?

May 24, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Redneck jokes, we all love em?

May 23, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

You might be a redneck if…
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your [...]

Funny jokes hope it does no offend anyone?

May 22, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 [...]

stumped in southern california?

May 21, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

help me with this joke here – if you marry in north carolina-divorce in south carolina-are you still brother and sister -in all the other states-stumped in southern cal-

Can I offend anyone? I hope not, these are jokes and we are all the same! Let me know what you think, Thanks.?

May 20, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

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