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Could this joke be alright to tell to my friends from the southern part of the US?

June 6, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend, Billy-Bob, for advice.

‘It’s those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool. They’re years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I’m telling ya man…you’ll have all the babes you want!’

The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing and looking sick!

Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, ‘What’s wrong now?’

‘Lard-Almighty Bubba!’ said Billy-Bob, ‘the tater goes in the front!’

Comments

8 Responses to “Could this joke be alright to tell to my friends from the southern part of the US?”
  1. Roni says:

    if u think that they won’t get angry. this joke is well funny though

  2. tuffy68 says:

    That’s funny : )

  3. Kitty 2 says:

    Oh my God i nearly joked on my spit…That was a good one.. dumb butt …. i guess Billy Bob was too stupid to tell Bubba were the tater goes. Oh crap wish i had 10 stars to give u on that one. LMAO..

  4. Glow wings says:

    This is too funny Bullwinkle!
    Good job! lol! :D

  5. grumpy girl says:

    cute , and we southerners like .. bubba .. jokes ! here is a star ..

  6. Dropshortandduck says:

    Good one.

  7. jamesstuckey64 says:

    Shame on you you made me laugh again. All the stars to you.

  8. Penny Laine Makes Glazed Donuts says:

    EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I would barf if I saw someone like that!!!!!

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