jokes to offend everyone #3?

1.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”

2.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

3.What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with….”a recipe”.

4.How do you get a sweet 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

5.What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins with “Once upon a time…”
A southern fairytale begins with “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this s**t….”