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southern woman joke?

April 8, 2010 by  
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southern hospitality?
Two ladies are sitting next to each other on a plane. One is a Yankee and the other, a Southern Belle. The Southern Belle turns to the Yankee and asks, “So where y’all from?”
The Yankee turns her steely gaze to the Southern Belle and replies, “I am from a place where we do not [...]

Joke – Southern University Psychology?

April 5, 2010 by  
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At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes.
“Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “what is the opposite of joy?”
“Sadness,” said the student.
“And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
“Elation,” she said.
“And you sir,” he [...]

Is this a good joke to tell my friends from the southern part of the US?

April 5, 2010 by  
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A redneck taped toilet paper to his television.
He said, “Hey, lookie here, now we have free paper view!”
Star it if you like it please.

Budweiser Redneck Girl joke take two

April 4, 2010 by  
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She gives it another try….

How about a Southern Joke? This one is really good!?

March 30, 2010 by  
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Watch for the southern slanged words. Say them with a southern drawl.
Ok, in a small town down in the sothern U.S., Jake is the owner and bartender of the local Bar in town, and Jody is his friend and most regular customer. One Sunday afternoon Jody comes into the bar, and he has a cut [...]

Southern Joke (no offense…)?

March 29, 2010 by  
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Ok a teacher once told his kids: “If you can translate what I write here in proper english, you can go to the Southern States.
He wrote:
MR DUCKS NO A AIENT S A R C M WANGS?
And a kid raised his hand and said: ” ‘Them are ducks! No they aien’t! Yes they are, see them [...]

Manhattan Beach Pedestrian Accident Lawyer?s Top Ten Ways Doctors Joke With You After a Pedestrian Accident

March 21, 2010 by  
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1. By asking if you would like the hospital special – three surgeries for the price of two.
 
2. Asking you if you would like anesthesia for a little extra cost.
 
3. Asking if you would like clean instruments.
 
4. Telling you that for a little extra, the surgeon will wash his hands and wear gloves.
 
5. Asking if [...]

Magooby’s Joke House TV “Life of a Comedy Club” Episode 22

March 16, 2010 by  
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In the latest episode, club owner Andrew Unger offers some helpful career advice to comedian and Alabama native Peyton Clarkson.

budweiser Redneck Girl joke take one

March 15, 2010 by  
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Redneck girl messes up joke

Manhattan Beach Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Ways Doctors Joke With You After a Pedestrian Accident

February 19, 2010 by  
Filed under southern jokes

1. By asking if you would like the hospital special – three surgeries for the price of two.
 
2. Asking you if you would like anesthesia for a little extra cost.
 
3. Asking if you would like clean instruments.
 
4. Telling you that for a little extra, the surgeon will wash his hands and wear gloves.
 
5. Asking if [...]

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