jokes to offend everyone #3?

1.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”
2.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
3.What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of [...]

Anyone up for some great jokes? Remember we are all the same. PLZ Enjoy, Let me know what you think. Thanks.?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Are you easily offended? If so then stay away from these jokes! but remember we are all the same.?

Hope you enjoy!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when [...]

A Few Jokes?

Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. A different bar
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
A. Sum Ting Wong
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment [...]

Are you ready for some more jokes? Please remember we are all the same! These are just jokes!?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Something to offend everyone, Just jokes people, enjoy, we are all the same! Hope these help you smile.?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why [...]

Anyone up for some good jokes? And please remember we are all the same. Enjoy.?

Let me know what you think, but remember we are all the same!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce [...]

Do you want to laugh? Read these and remember we are all the same! They are just jokes! Humor is good for ALL?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Anyone ready to laugh? remember these are just jokes, We should all be able to laugh at ourselves, enjoy!?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

Redneck jokes, we all love em?

You might be a redneck if…
More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
You think the stock market has a fence around it.
You think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.
You’ve ever lost a loved one to kudzu.
Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.
Your [...]

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