Funny jokes hope it does no offend anyone?

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
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Can I offend anyone? I hope not, these are jokes and we are all the same! Let me know what you think, Thanks.?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]

How to Tell Mike Huckabee Jokes??

Mike Huckabee is a wonderfully big joke target – even after shedding 110 pounds! It helps that, consciously or not, this Southern Baptist minister, Arkansas governor and one-time Republican Presidential hopeful says the dumbest things – some of which are brutally insensitive (like crediting his weight lost to a stay in a “concentration camp”), or [...]

Does anybody have Regional Jokes?

I’m from Southern Louisiana, Cajun Country, and we have jokes that are centered around the culture. For example, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux have about one million jokes! Each joke is told with emphasis on dialect and such.
I was wondering if there are other areas in the US or abroad that have the same thing?
Here’s a couple [...]

Why do conservatives like to make racist jokes?

Today’s southern conservative dominated GOP has little to nothing in common with the original northeastern yankee, “Radical Republican” Party of Lincoln.
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“There is an old joke that goes,” How do you starve a Minority person (Black/Mexican)”?? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.”
- con
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Do southern US people like redneck jokes and if so, are these one-liners OK to share?

Redneck pick up lines
1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can’t hold [...]

Everyone calls me Blondie Southern girl behind my back, and make jokes. What should I do?

The joke’s on you, Apple

The joke’s on you, Apple
The jokes about feminine hygiene products have been flying since last month’s debut of Apple’s iPad. [VIDEO]
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Why do some people make jokes about southern people?

We are NOT stupid. We have feelings and should not have our own jokes. do you have to be famous to get a little respect? It’s mean and hurtful. People on tv always crack jokes and fake accents. Yes we do have accents but that shouldn’t define us. Alot of us here were raised to [...]

Were women consulted on name? IPad jokes fly on Web

Were women consulted on name? IPad jokes fly on Web
You have to wonder whether there were any women in the room when the marketing geniuses at Apple decided to call the…
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