How a southern girl stays warm in a northern state

I’m a big dork. Basically.

Storms knock out power in northern WI

Storms knock out power in northern WI
Thousands of Wisconsin Public Service customers were in the dark Wednesday night after high winds and heavy rains swept through northern…
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Do Northern Guys like Southern Accents on a Girl?

Do Northern guys have a thing for Southern accents? I have one but it’s not like a Texas, Louisiana, or Tennessee accent. Nor is it redneck! It’s there and you can hear it but it doesn’t consume my whole voice.
Just wondering because I tend to like Northern guys.

I am looking for a shoe manufacturer in Northern Il., Southern Wi. or Georgia.?

Looking for a shoe manufacturer in Illinois,Wisconsin,Ga?
I am posting my request anywhere I feel I might receive an answer. I have an invention. I have a proto type and a investor. I am starting to work on looking for a manufacturer to produce my shoe line. If anyone works in or knows of a shoe [...]

I am looking for a shoe manufacturer in Northern Il.,Southern Wi,or Georgia.?

Looking for a shoe manufacturer in Illinois,Wisconsin,Ga
I am posting my request anywhere I feel I might receive an answer. I have an invention. I have a proto type and a investor. I am starting to work on looking for a manufacturer to produce my shoe line. If anyone works in or knows of a shoe [...]

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

Answer to the title question:
A northern fairytale begins, ‘Once upon a time…’
A southern fairytale begins, ‘Y’all ain’t gonna believe this sh*t.’
Other jokes:
My grandfather gave me some sound advice on his deathbed. “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”
A matchstick who went to the hospital became a cotton bud.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing [...]

Help! I’m Southern Redneck trapped in a Northern Yankees’ body!!!!?

Seriously, does the word Redneck have good connotations with you, or bad ones.
By the way, I didn’t mean to offend anyone by my first sentence….I hold that to be true.