jokes to offend everyone #3?
June 3, 2010 by
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1.Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blonde baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”
2.What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
3.What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of [...]
Something to offend everyone, Just jokes people, enjoy, we are all the same! Hope these help you smile.?
May 28, 2010 by
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
Why [...]
Funny jokes hope it does no offend anyone?
May 22, 2010 by
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 [...]
Can I offend anyone? I hope not, these are jokes and we are all the same! Let me know what you think, Thanks.?
May 20, 2010 by
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough [...]
Does the term redneck offend You? Not me, Southern Belle of the reddest order.?
April 29, 2010 by
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A redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can’t touch it till she’s 14.
How do you know when you are staying in a redneck hotel?
When you call the front desk and say I gotta leak in my sink and they reply, Go ahead.
Did you hear that they raised [...]