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What do you think was the most interesting/heroic battle of the civil war?

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 20:14:39 +0000

What do you think was the most interesting/heroic battle of the civil war?

Wifi battle 114 vs MrToastNRoastbeef (I think that’s his name…)

Thu, 12 May 2011 06:26:23 +0000

I battle against WheatbreadNTurkey. I had a few test matches before, all of which failed. He then made the mistake of patronizing me. Never patronize a Southern girl. So anywho, we do standard in this one. Blah blah blah. Sorry about the long wait, guys. www.youtube.com His voice is high pitched, but he battles well. SUB TO HIM!

You think my tractors sexy?

Fri, 14 Jan 2011 06:23:09 +0000

christmas day 2004, riding my nieces new tractor aroudn the front yard. Commentary by alicia.

How Many Of You Think That Flying The Confederate Flag Is An Insult?

Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:13:50 +0000

We are living in America, not the old deep South. And dosen’t the confederate flag represent a time and country that dosen’t exist anymore? A time of slavery, a time of war?

The Confederate flag is as foreign and insulting to many as those flying flags from their old countries.
Would anyone be insulted if I fly the flag of Mexico, Guatemala or Canada in my yard?

What do you think if a Cacasian man was driving around listening to southern rock?

Sun, 06 Jun 2010 20:18:08 +0000

that is what they are officially called. but another word for it is redneck music. would you be offended. i mean the songs are about loving the south. moving away from the south, but missing the south. the rise of the south. the south is going to take you. about southern bandits. but it’s very hardcore. it’s very rednecky. if you know what i mean.

so what would you think if a Cacasian man from Alabama was listening to that kind of music.

To me I think it’s fine. It’s in no way racist. It’s just like some people like rap. Other like country and southern rock.
wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong lorie. it’s funny because this is just the “innernet” don’t take thigns so seriously even if i tpyed like diz i’m sure your baiRn can still Mkae out Whta Im saiyng ..

one: im not caucasian. i’m an asian redneck. also i only find rap music to be annoying. never did i label anyone to rap music. so wrong wrong wrong you are.

What do you think of someone with a southern accent?

Thu, 03 Jun 2010 04:17:19 +0000

And I’m not talking about that hick/redneck/mountain talk. Just someone with a southern accent. I think I’m particulary happy with mine.

Anyone up for some great jokes? Remember we are all the same. PLZ Enjoy, Let me know what you think. Thanks.?

Wed, 02 Jun 2010 20:12:40 +0000

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it’s worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why don’t bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What’s the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“Are you sure it’s mine?”

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don’t have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying “Yo.”

Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him “Sum Ting Wong”.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They’re hiring.

What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time…” -A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’tgonnabelievethisshit….

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides

HAVE A GREAT DAY

What is the name of the Antique/importer warehouse in MD? I think it was showcased in Southern Living Mag.?

Thu, 27 May 2010 20:12:57 +0000

This place imports large numbers of items like sap buckets etc to be used as home decor. It has a website where people can order items.
I just answered my own question

Great Stuff by Paul…..Hoo Ray me!

Can I offend anyone? I hope not, these are jokes and we are all the same! Let me know what you think, Thanks.?

Thu, 20 May 2010 20:14:12 +0000