What would a southern Redneck take to a football tailgate party?
February 19, 2010 by
Filed under southern redneck
Talking about food..Never been one before.
Sorry never Been to one before.
Oh for those who think I AM from up North think again i am from the south..
Fried road-kill.
Coors Lite, and lobster.
alig8r burgers.
a cross
a couple 12 packs of bud light, a funnel, hotdogs, potato chips, and whatever else.
something pork
Must have chicken wings ! * And Beer of course!
maybe chocolates for the host
FRESH GATOR!!!
a fried skunk with salad dressing on top.. mmmmmmmm yummy.
(it gives you gass though)
My gang takes ribs, and dawgs.
Beer.
Fried chicken, Grits, and moonshine.
ok i would have to say a 12 -pack of beer and some deer jerky lmao
Pickled pigs feet
loads of fried chicken & beer
Ribs and dawgs and beer!
ok well listen here you stereo-typical retard, sure their are some rednecks here in the South but you dumb northerns need to shut up with your white gravy.
Sausage links and flour tortillas for sausage wraps.
I assume someone there will be grilling, or it isn’t a true tailgate party.
Hopefully the beverages (keg) will already be there!
And don’t forget a lawn chair.
Fried Chicken, BBQ chicken & or ribs, a couple of kegs of beer, a few cases of beer in cans, Cokes and Barq’s Rootbeer, just about anything anything you can eat with your fingers.
Southern rednecks are no different than their counterparts, North, East, West or
Far west.
We encounter “rednecks” all over the world, not just in the USA.
Just bring your favorite dish…something easy and different…the gang there will love it…because at tailgate parties…different is good
I’d say you should go round up Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable guy and drag them along and you won’t have to worry about bringing the right food because these good ole’ boys will know exactly what to bring to a tailgate party..
Hog jowls and possum pie
Well, right next to their gun…in case they see a black person or an obvious long-haired liberal to shoot, they’d have their beer, so they’d lose their “impulse control” to do such an act. They’d, of course, have plenty of bullets next to the the animal they already shot and killed to eat…could be a deer, elk, possum, or even a dog, as long as it had red meat! Next to their knife, in case the gun doesn’t kill either the liberal or black person, they’d have some hard alcohol….like Jack Daniels, so they would be out of it enough to use the knife. They’d also have some fried pig hidden under their porno mags. And how could they eat well, without a picture of George Wallace in front of them? They’d need a fire starter to light the barbecue….or pour on either the dead liberal or the black person to get rid of the evidence. Next to their radio playing “Dolly Parton”, or a song like the “Green Bureas”, they’d have some extra fat, to make sure they don’t lose any of their 300 pounds of what they call, muscle. And finally, next to their
books by Rush Limbaugh or Michael Savage, they’d need some good “Chew” to help get them to come down from their hangover…My kind of guys! RB
Fried chicken, potato salad, watermelon.
And don’t forget to wear that coon-skin cap!
I am going to refrain from the typical Redneck jokes and stereotypes here. If you are taking food to a tailgate party, you want to take something that is good to eat and easy to prepare. Now that some pregame temps are on the cool side, hot food is definitely the way to go. Bringing along some beer or alcohol will surely be a hit as well, but the food is what keeps the party going. Otherwise, you have a bunch of drunk people who begin to feel crappy just as the game starts.
My buddy has a tailgating recipe website and I know he has a handful of solid recipes to check out. There is also a book that you can download. I am scrolling though the recipes and there is definitely plenty of good “southern style” recipes in there for you.