Would this be a good joke I could tell my friends from the southern part of the US?
May 25, 2010 by
Filed under southern jokes
Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, “Is it true theys suin’ them cigarette companies fer causin’ people to git cancer ?”
“Yes, Bubba, sure is true,” responded the lawyer.
“And now someone is suin’ them fast food restaurants fer makin them fat an cloggin their arteries with all them burgers an fries, is that true, Mista Lawyer?”
“Sure is, Bubba.”
“And that lady sued McDonalds for millions when she was gave that hot coffee that she ordered?”
“Yep.”
“And that football player sued that university when he gradiated and still couldn’t read?”
“That’s right,” said the lawyer.”
“But why are you asking?”
“Well, I was thinkin’…
and what I want to know is,
kin I sue Budweiser fer all
them ugly women I slept with?”
The scary thing…
ITS TRUE!!!!!!!!
hahahaha you’re one funny moose!
OMG – this is funny!
I am going to copy and paste this one and send it via e-mail, to my hubby!
Have a Star fer ye!
My cousins from the South are always collecting jokes like this one.I am sure my cousin Jr. will like it.
Ugh, can I sue Budweiser for my behavior on a few certain nights?
lol
bubba be blitzed !! but now bubba a billionaire !! he sued and he won.
yes , you can tell that to a southerner like myself , we like good jokes .